Note to self: No matter how much you hate your clothes...no matter if you stand in your closet every single morning and moan that you have nothing to wear....no matter if you wear the same thing every other day....NO MATTER WHAT - DO NOT go shopping for clothes when you are having a fat day. Unless you just love feeling like a real porker and you want to ruin the rest of your day.
If you are half as smart as you say you are you will listen to this bit of advice. No good will come from ignoring it.
And I still have nothing to wear.