Teens vs. Dogs

REASONS WHY HAVING A DOG IS BETTER NICER EASIER THAN HAVING TEEN AGERS:

1. A dog adores you. All the time. No matter what.
2. A dog never cocks her eyebrow and says "You're wearing that?!!?"
3. A dog never asks for money. She may cost you a great deal of money but she doesn't ask for more in addition.
4. A dog's whereabouts is always known because she is loyally at your side.
5. A dog doesn't leave every light in the house on. All night.
6. A dog does not borrow your clothes, shoes, or makeup never to return it. In the event she does borrow swipe your shoe you don't have to wonder where it is. She is proudly carrying it in her mouth.
7. A dog does not question your sanity, your taste, your authority, your ability to have existed to this point without aid.
8. A dog does not ask for the car keys.
9. A dog does not jump up and down and yell "Party!" when you leave for the evening.
10. A dog is happy to see you when you return.

REASON WHY ALL POINTS ABOVE CAN BE ARGUED IN FAVOR OF THE TEEN-AGER:

A teen-ager (at least I personally have not experienced this) does not ...ahem....leave a deposit on your living room floor while you sleep. Not one, er..deposit. Not two. THREE SEPARATE "SURPRISE GIFTS".

That is the last time she gets human food. Abbey!! Bad girl!